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		<title>Top 10 most weird quotes from Steve Balmer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m going to f&#8212;ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I&#8217;m going to f&#8212;ing kill Google.&#8221; [Sydney Morning Herald] &#8220;Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers&#8230;&#8221; [Watch at YouTube] &#8220;Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to f&#8212;ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I&#8217;m going to f&#8212;ing kill Google.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/microsoft-ceo-im-going-to-fing-kill-google/2005/09/03/1125302772214.html">Sydney Morning Herald</a>]</li>
<li>&#8220;Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers&#8230;&#8221; [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE">Watch at YouTube</a>]</li>
<li>&#8220;Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.&#8221; [Chicago Sun-Times]</li>
<li>&#8220;My children &#8211; in many dimensions they&#8217;re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I&#8217;ve got my kids brainwashed: You don&#8217;t use Google, and you don&#8217;t use an iPod.&#8221; [<a href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2006/04/03/8373041/index.htm">money.cnn.com</a>]</li>
<li>&#8220;We&#8217;ve had DRM in Windows for years. The most common format of music on an iPod is &#8220;stolen&#8221;.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/07/ballmer_doesnt_get_it/">The Register</a>]</li>
<li>&#8220;I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.news.com/Ballmer-Trusting-Vista,-battling-Google/2100-1012_3-5902168.html?tag=nl.caro">CNET News</a>]</li>
<li>&#8220;Google&#8217;s not a real company. It&#8217;s a house of cards.&#8221; [Court transcript]</li>
<li>&#8220;There&#8217;s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.&#8221; [unsourced]</li>
<li>We don&#8217;t have a monopoly. We have market share. There&#8217;s a difference. [unsourced]</li>
<li>DRM is the future. [unsourced]</li>


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